Ring the Bell

The summoning apparatus. Write your card, ring once, and it reaches the proprietor directly.

Leave an address only if you want an answer.

Compose your card, then ring once.

Frequently Answered

What is this place?
A house tour of one man's ambitions. The butler is included; the refunds are not.
Who is he?
The proprietor builds things — games, tools, the occasional monstrosity. The Workshop keeps the ledger.
What happens when I ring?
Your card is carried to him directly, word for word. Whether he surfaces promptly depends on the hour and his current estimate of his own productivity.
Will you answer?
If you left an address, eventually. The butler answers for him; both of them consider this generous.