Thirty-odd projects. He builds; I dust.
The voice-first personal AI orchestrator — this is the "MyBitch v2" referenced across the vault. Live git ahead of memory notes (v2.
She runs his empire with the manners of a rottweiler. Loyal, though.
Carnival real-money slot for Stake Engine - 6x5 pay-anywhere tumble + 6-booth D-rich hub + 2 bonuses (Gravitron accumulator, Fortune Teller collector); 96.
A carnival that pays out. The irony is not lost.
Online ordering + owner/Realtime dashboard for a Fort McMurray pizza+convenience plaza. v1 + v2 Plaza Expansion live on Vercel; Phases A, B, C, E, F shipped (liquor ordering, promotions/cross-promo ads, AdSense + paid listings + PIPEDA privacy), D (car wash) deferred = link-out.
It functions. I have said enough.
Hot Wheels collection PWA for an external stakeholder. Frontend on Vercel; backend auth pending.
It functions. I have said enough.
Multi-tenant, multi-vertical delivery-confirmation PWA (wholesaler order→run→QR-scan-confirm loop). Sprints 0–2 done (auth, setup wizard, catalog + CSV import, runs).
Beer logistics. Noble work, honestly.
Real AI video gen (LTX 2.3 22B distilled FP8 + Gemma FP4 on ComfyUI portable) for music-video footage; pairs with ACE-Step-Studio. Installed + boot-VERIFIED 2026-07-13 (HTTP 200 :8188, LTX nodes clean, 5 models placed; kornia pinned 0.
The projector room. Where I was born, regrettably.
Local song + MUSIC VIDEO studio (timoncool wrapper on ACE-Step 1.5 XL, MIT). Songs w/ vocals, covers, stems, Video Studio (visualizers/karaoke/9:16, NVENC).
The music room. It hums at all hours.
badassbutler.com "The Estate" - cinematic mansion site: Theater (shorts), Workshop (vault builds), Game room, Boutique, The vault (ventures), Ring-the-bell AI butler chat (Haiku + Supabase).
This house. Judge for yourself; you are standing in it.